Masterclasses for Sacred Rebels Who Crave a Plan
Pay What You Can (Min. $33 • Value $333)
Forget vanilla how-tos. These are ceremonial containers engineered for the mess and the magic. For the parts of you that are too much for therapy and too sacred for mainstream. For the brave lovers and anyone ready to fuck gracefully with their shadows. Here, we don't just honor your darkness…
we give it a blueprint and a bullhorn.
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Your Payment is a Ritual. Choose with Intention.
As a Priestess, I believe this wisdom shouldn't be gatekept. As an Engineer, I know that creating and sustaining this work requires resources. This is how we reconcile that paradox. Every masterclass in this Library holds a True Value of $333. This reflects the years of training, lived experience, and meticulous design poured into each one.
But your healing isn't a luxury item.
That's why this Library operates on a sliding scale of energetic exchange.
$33 | The Seat of Access: If you’re side-eyeing your bank account, we see you. This seat is yours. No questions, no proof required. We trust your word more than your credit score.
$97 | The Seat of Reciprocity: You honor the fair exchange for this work and compensate the 3am channeling migraines that birthed it.
$333 | The Seat of Sponsorship: You pay the full value, funding your own transformation and sponsoring a seat for a marginalized seeker. You become a quiet patron of this horny, healing uprising.
Choose the investment that feels like a "fuck yes" to your integrity and your future self.
These masterclasses are vessels, not videos
Each one includes…
🖤 Transmissions filmed in front of a live studio audience (no stale Zoom replays)
🖤 Channeled practices to melt resistance and transform teachings into soul level muscle memory
🖤 Illustrated wisdom guides, tools, and frameworks you’ll want hanging on your wall
🖤 Relationship hacks that’ll have you wondering “why didn’t I learn this in therapy?”
Trauma, Kink & Somatic Healing
Where your therapist’s nightmares become your liberation playbook.
Value $333 • Pay what you can (min. $33)
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You’ll stop pathologizing your kinks and start orgasming through flashbacks (yes, really) and realize your ‘brokenness’ was just the universe’s kinkiest plot twist. PTSD is about to become Post-Traumatic Sacred Deviance faster than I crack my whip.
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Vanilla healers who think ‘self-care’ is just lavender baths. If you’re tired of ‘trauma-informed’ meaning ‘boring as fuck’ and crave a structured release that’s grittier than sunrise yoga, you’re in the right place.
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You get the exact frameworks I use to tie shame into pretty little bows. Includes: like my Forbidden Desire Inventory + “How to Ask for It Without Vomiting”scripts. You’re welcome.
Sex Magic Beyond the Hype
Manifestation isn’t about white sage and stolen rituals. Your pleasure is timeless. Let’s sever it from trends.
Value $333 • Pay what you can (min. $33)
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We’ll shatter New Age illusions with a single phrase (whispered by your ancestors, not influencers). You’ll spot the subtle oppression that’s been keeping you miserable! from a mile away and align only with rituals that honor your destiny and your boundaries.
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Not for Lightworkers who think ‘tantra’ is a Pinterest aesthetic. If you’re tired of TikTok spirituality, crave depth (not dogma), feel the weight of stolen wisdom in your bones or sense sex magic deserves more integrity… this is your class beloved.
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A scrying ritual that melts the illusion of separation without the middleman (goodbye, gurus) + my ‘Aftercare for the Soul’ integration guide so your afterglow morphs into unshakable embodied wisdom. Ready to write your own spicy grimoire? get in.
Sovereign Vetting & Boundaries That Nourish
Stop waiting for your partners to just get it and start getting exactly what you want.
Value $333 • Pay what you can (min. $33)
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You’ll rewrite boundaries as invitations (not walls), stop exhausting yourself with mental “what-if games” and swap people-pleasing for pleasure-seeking. Your “no” just got a charisma upgrade, babes.
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Not for souls who confuse connection with self-sacrifice, or anyone who thinks ‘communication’ means endless emotional labor.
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Practices that align your energy so even your aura says “try me, I dare you” and your muddy maybe becomes crystal clear + scripts to say “hard pass” with the grace of a deity.
Cue: sigh of relief
Restorative Repair: Fight Club for Lovers
Where ‘fine, whatever’ dies a dramatic death… and messy fights birth soul-deep foreplay.
Value $333 • Pay what you can (min. $33)
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Learn how to turn your grudges to gold, swap stonewalling for soul-speaking, and re-write conflict as foreplay for intimacy (yes, even that fight about dishes). You’ll be turning “How could you?!” into “What if we…?” with ease. Yes, it’s totally possible.
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Not for couples who think ‘I’m sorry’ is a magic eraser, spiritual by-passers who ‘just vibrate higher,’ or anyone who’d rather ghost than grow.
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A Trigger Mapping practice to pinpoint why their chewing sounds make you want to summon demons, 9-Part framework to repair ruptures without faking niceness or selling your soul + communication hacks so you can nip toxic loops and navigate space-taking like a mystic diplomat (no silent treatments required).
Uncoupling: The Art of a Good Goodbye
How to navigate breakups without blame, shame, or losing your sanity.
Value $333 • Pay what you can (min. $33)
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Let’s be honest, we were taught how to fall in love, but no one ever gave us the manual for falling apart. This is it. You'll stop ghosting, clinging, or lighting their shit on fire (metaphorically... mostly) and start navigating the end of a connection with the skill of a diplomat and the grace of a deity. This is where you learn to honor the love that was, grieve the future that won't be, and walk away whole—not hollowed out.
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Those who believe a breakup means someone must be the villain. If you're looking for a permission slip to key their car or a spiritual bypass to "just vibrate higher" than your heartbreak, this ain't it. This is for souls ready to take radical responsibility, face the alchemical fire of change, and architect a separation so clean it becomes a sacred initiation.
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You’re getting the complete operational blueprint for conscious uncoupling. This includes: The 4-Pillar Separation Framework (Your step-by-step guide through the chaos), The "Blame, Shame, & Judge" Deconstruction Practice to keep your side of the street clean, and my "Initiatory Crossroads" Severance Rituals to find the profound spiritual lessons hidden in your gutting heartbreak.
Holy Freak,
this is where you learn to love and celebrate all of you.
Yea… I’m that good 😏
“I literally spent $10K working with a coach and basically got nowhere. What you’ve shared in the first 3 minutes was everything I felt I ever needed to hear. Deep, deep, deep bow to you.”
Erica Carrico, Money & Marketing Strategist
Forbes, Yahoo Finance, International Coach of the Year 2020
“I needed to break the barrier of shame of feeling like a burden. Fact is… I can’t imagine my life without these wisdoms in it. You’ve improved my life in ways that only a True wisdom keeper can.”
David M., Public Advocate & Human Rights Activist
Charity Water, CNBC, Burning Man Media
Kelly M.
Founder of Hell Yes Media &
"The Podcast Guest Whisperer"
“My world view gets shattered in the best of ways every time I listen to you.”
T.W.
Artistic Director &
Internationally Acclaimed Performer
“You’ve tried the rest now try the best.
She is the only practioner I have found that embodies the sacred without a bunch of plastic dressing."
Brittany W.
Fear Alchemist,
Channeler & Intuitive Guide
“You are a fucking unicorn… grounded, in integrity, actually magical, AND you have a wealth of knowledge.”
Adam B.
IFS & Developmental Coach,
Brand Strategy & Marketing Consultant
“I learned more about myself in one hour with her than I have in years of experimenting on my own.”
Rachel R.
Digital Content, James Beard Award-Winning Food Column
“Her vibes are immaculate and every workshop is profoundly and immediately impactful for me. Deep sighs of relief & tearful chills of resonance.”
Becca G.
Space & Magic Financial Strategist,
Aligning Values with Ventures
“I experience Francesca as an answer hiding in plain sight. She is one of the most potent and resonant erotic conduits I’ve ever met.”
Kayla F., web designer
and heartbreak recoveree
“I was glued to the screen every second. Completely captivating.
I cried realizing my desires were prayers”
The Philosophy in the Formulas…
While each masterclass targets a specific challenge, they are all woven with the same golden thread— a radical philosophy for living an integrated life. This is the core curriculum of my work.
RECONCILE PARADOX
We don't spiritually bypass the messy, human parts. We use them as the raw material for alchemy. Here, you'll learn to use your triggers, your pain, and your deepest kinks as the very fuel for your evolution.
ANCHOR IN THE BODY
Move beyond intellectual understanding and into embodied wisdom. These are not just concepts; they are practices designed to be felt, integrated, and lived through your nervous system, your pleasure, and your bones.
TRANSMUTE, DON’T TRANSCEND
Learn to hold the sacred and the structural, the shadow and the light, the desire and the discipline in the same hand. This is where you stop seeing your parts as conflicting and start seeing them as a complete circuit of power.
1,800+
number of relieved and empowered seekers who have journeyed through these classes to date
$999+
average price seekers have historically paid to get these salts of wisdom at conferences and festivals
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Listen, the masterclasses in this Library are the real deal. They’re the late-night dollar slice of pizza that solves a specific, urgent craving — and they’re damn good.
But when you’re done with snacks and you’re ready for a full-course meal at the chef’s table? When you’re ready to have your entire palate re-engineered by a master? That’s when you enroll in Freak School.
Think of it as the 90-minute session where you get my undivided attention. No DMs, no group chats. Just you, me, and a blank slate where we map out your next evolution. This isn't a gentle chat over coffee in the West Village. This is a strategy session with a shot of Brooklyn grit…
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We diagnose the core of the bullshit holding you back and design the precise, bespoke plan to get you where you know you’re meant to be.
It’s the fast track. The back-door entrance to my 1:1 world.
And because I love an elegant system, your enrollment in Freak School includes complimentary lifetime access to any one masterclass from this Library, on the house.
So, you want another slice?
Or are you ready to learn how to cook?