Welcome to Freak School
The 90-Minute Deep Dive where we bring your taboo desires into the light and engineer a plan to make them real.
AS SEEN IN:
if you feel like
your deeply loving, compassionate, and judgment-free nature halts right when it comes to your own sexual hungers… you’re in the right place.
Culture is telling you to be "sex positive." Your soul is telling you there's medicine in your desires.
So why do your freakiest, most taboo fantasies still leave your heart racing in terror, your chest collapsing in shame, and your mind creating endless excuses to avoid them?
Maybe you’ve just left a relationship that left much to be desired in the bedroom.
Maybe you’re asking yourself which of your kinkiest fantasies you actually want to play with.
Or maybe you simply want to get better at declaring and enjoying what you truly want.
You can feel the desire so strongly it throbs in your body just reading these words.
But there’s a system failure.
A disconnect between the DESIRE and the DOING.
Here’s the Truth
At the center of every erotic urge, no matter how freaky, is a sacred signal pointing you towards deep healing.
Your desires are a primal map, written in your very nerve endings.
It is the direct path back to your power, but it's been buried under programming that taught you to be small, confined, and 'good'.
The problem isn't your desire. The problem is the faulty programming that keeps you from your wildest, most honest, and deeply loving life.
This is what we are here to dismantle.
You've been doing the work.
The therapy, the journaling, the spiritual healing...
And a part of you has been secretly hoping that if you just "heal enough," these inconvenient, freaky desires will finally go away. You hope that enlightenment will be the cure for your kink.
Here is a holy truth: Your desires are not a symptom to be cured. They are the cure itself.
They are not a distraction from your spiritual path; they are the path. Waiting for you to stop circling and finally walk it.
This is the choice: continue to treat your desires as a problem to be solved, or finally accept them as the sacred assignment they are.
What we're going to do is burn the fuck out of your shame so you can open yourself wide to receive the pleasure, connection, and bliss you’re longing for.
And it all starts by designing your personal Erotic Expansion Protocol.
This is the work of Freak School.
This is the difference between learning theory and getting your custom blueprint.
Freak School is a 90-minute, 1:1 bespoke strategy session
where we move you from abstract desire to actionable design.
It is not another generic session about "communication skills" or abstract boundaries.
This is a bespoke plan for
YOUR specific desires,
YOUR unique relationship dynamic,
and YOUR next brave step.
It's the Chef's Table,
engineered just for you.
Welcome to Freak School,
my Holy Freak.
"There were moments where I had a vague sense of what I like/am looking for and you were able to ask a really pointed question that cut to the heart of it and brought clarity from ambiguity. I don't think I would have had the words to arrive at that conclusion myself and I felt very seen when you were able to not only summarize my feelings but lead me in the way of a solution/conclusion."
— B.T., he/him, 30s
This is Where We Build Your Blueprint
Freak School isn't a passive conversation; it's an active co-creation. In our 90 minutes together, we will move with intention through a proven process designed to take you from confusion to a clear, actionable plan.
TOGETHER, WE WILL ENGINEER YOUR BREAKTHROUGH:
✨ Decode Your Desires: We'll go beyond the surface, transforming your journal insights and vague feelings into a crystal-clear understanding of what you're truly seeking - the core need beneath the kink.
🔧 Design Your Approach: This is where we architect the "how." We’ll create specific dirty talk scripts, conversation frameworks for your partner, and practical exploration plans tailored to your exact situation.
🛡️ Build Your Safety Net: True freedom requires a foundation of safety. We will establish your personal risk assessment protocols, non-negotiable boundaries, and the crucial aftercare practices you need to integrate your experiences fully.
🎯 Map Your Timeline: A plan without a timeline is just a dream. We will identify your next three concrete, achievable actions and put them on a calendar, creating momentum from day one.
The Work Doesn't End When the Call Does
Your transformation is supported by a container of tangible assets and continued support. This is the scaffolding that ensures your breakthrough becomes your new reality.
YOU WILL RECEIVE:
📝 Pre-Session Deep Dive Material: A comprehensive intake questionnaire designed to make our 90 minutes together ruthlessly efficient and profoundly deep.
💻 One Powerful 90-Minute 1:1 Virtual Intensive: Our focused, collaborative session where we build your blueprint in real-time.
🗺️ Your Custom Erotic Expansion Protocol: A multi-page, personalized action plan delivered within 48 hours of our session. This is your map, your protocol, and your permission slip all in one document.
📚 Complimentary Lifetime Access to The Library: Your choice of any masterclass from The Library to supplement our work, deepening your knowledge on a specific topic. ($333 Value)
💬 One Week of Integration Support: Direct access to me via Telegram for one week post-session to ask clarifying questions as you begin to implement your plan.
Your Investment: $497
From the Mouths of Holy Freaks
On Safety & Uniqueness of the Work
“She is the only practioner I have found that actually embodies the sacred without a bunch of plastic dressing. Her approach is honest, East Coast no-nonsense and also Eastern mind-body connectivity. Her embrace of the actual shadow... makes her one of the few people in the world who can coax the most heinous desires to the surface and smooth out their malformed silhouettes into something shameless.”
— T.W. (they/them)
On Real World Results & Action
"After our call I had a very loving but direct conversation with my partner regarding what I need... Working with Francesca has allowed me to get my wants/needs met and advocate for myself in order to create a container that serves me... I have more of an agency over my own submission which has led to some really fruitful experiences."
— B.T (he/him)
A Container for Safety, a Blueprint for Action
The Feeling of Integrity & Trust
"I felt like I was working with a legitimate professional…”
"I felt like I was working with a legitimate professional who wasn’t just telling me what I wanted to hear... but who was offering something that’s not for everyone and wanted me to know I could take or leave it as I saw fit.
I didn’t feel… preyed upon."
— T.W. (they/them)
Alchemical Results of the Work
"It blows my mind how much my relationship to my own sexuality has shifted..."
“Not only have my fears/insecurities lightened, but my intimate relationship with my partner has shifted dramatically in a positive way... Francesca also gave me some very practical advice that I was able to implement right away to improve my sexual experiences."
— B.W. (she/her)
The Experience of Being Held
"She has the capacity to see deep into me..."
"Priestess Francesca's attunement and deep capacity to offer curious, non-judgemental love... is very magical. She has the capacity to see deep into me, to lead me into a less defended part of myself where I can still feel her caring and love."
— A. (they/them)
The Power of the Process
"It was blissful!"
"Francesca held a gorgeous container where I felt safe to drop into myself. She leads by being fully embodied and guided me... she reflected back what she felt and asks questions that helped me go deeper all while holding her boundaries, the time and the energy of the space so I could just let go. It was blissful!"
— J. (she/her)
Removing Shame
"You completely removed the stigma..."
"Like you have a magic wand.. you completely removed the shame/stigma I was feeling around my kink and dove deeper into the psychological reasons... With that deeper understanding I was able to consider it from a different perspective that allowed me to really enjoy it without feeling like there was something wrong."
— B. (he/him)
A Direct Recommendation
"If you feel called to her, it’s because you’re one of the rare few..."
"If you feel called to her it’s because you’re one of the rare few listening for a call that is difficult to hear. It won’t come again.
Heed it now. You’re ready."
— W. (they/them)
FREAK SCHOOL IS FOR YOU IF...
✔️ You are an action-taker who is tired of theory and craves a concrete, personalized plan.
✔️ You have done some self-discovery (journaling, therapy, reading) but need an expert to help you connect the dots.
✔️ You are considering deeper 1:1 mentorship and want a potent, powerful taste of what that work feels like.
✔️ You value precision, bespoke design, and a guide who can hold both the sacred and the strategic with equal skill.
✔️ You feel a pull towards the "Freak School" ethos — a sense that your weirdness is your wisdom and you're ready to own it.
Is Freak School Your Next Step?
My highest commitment is to your transformation, and that means ensuring this intensive is the right fit for you and for me. This is not a test; it's a clarification.
THIS MIGHT NOT BE RIGHT IF...
❌ You're seeking ongoing, long-term therapeutic processing. (This is a strategic deep-dive, not weekly therapy.)
❌ You are not ready or able to take tangible action within weeks of our session. (This container is built for momentum.)
❌ You want a passive learning experience where information is simply given to you. (This is an active co-creation.)
❌ You are looking for a magic pill to solve deep-seated trauma without personal effort. (We build the plan; you must walk the path.)
🔑 They are a path to be walked
your desires are not a problem to be solved.
Your ego, your judgment, and your shame have had their say for years. They’ve built the cage.
We’re here to find the key.
This work isn't about adding a new technique or becoming someone you're not. It’s about subtracting the lies. It's a remembering. A returning. A reclamation of the truth of who you've always been.
I dare you. Be a freak. Be a weirdo.
Be as nasty as you can possibly be.
Because there’s nothing wrong with you.
And there never has been.
Freak School isn't just a session.
It's a permission slip written in fire.
Are you ready to claim it?
FAQ…
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Upon booking, you'll receive a confirmation email with a information on how to complete the prep material and a link to my private calendar to schedule your 90-minute intensive at a time that works for you.
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Our work together is 100% confidential. What is shared in Freak School stays in Freak School. Your privacy and trust are the foundation of this work.
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That is exactly what this session is for. You don't need to have it all figured out. Just bring your curiosity, and together, we will find the thread and pull it.
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Yes, you can select a 2-payment option at checkout.